What the heck am I gonna do with Bill Maher being on hiatus until September?
http://ift.tt/1sovKir Anyone think Bill Clinton would break this in a day?
http://ift.tt/1A1i39W Here we go blaming Bush again. For you know, what Bush did. And stuff.
http://ift.tt/1oxNPTE And now we have… hilarity from Borowitz.
I am declaring myself officially too sexy for this country.
God's just not that great of a driver, folks. Jesus takes wheel, runs over motorcyclisthttp://www.timeslive.co.za
PRAISE OBAMA! HAIL SATAN! Anybody want gum? Obama is Infecting Christians with Ebola To Destroy Jesus and Start A New Age of Liberal Darknesschristwire.org
Being an asshole… there's an app for that. Smiling Young White People Make App for Avoiding Black Neighborhoodsvalleywag.gawker.com
Long as it’s not Craigslist, I’m okay with it. #w
Okay Joan, I know you want everyone to pay attention to you so they can see what a coat of plastic can do for a corpse, but knock it off, okay? Joan Rivers: 'Palestinians deserve to be dead'http://ift.tt/eo5TIt